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[aid] => mick
[title] => LIKE A SUBMARENE WITH A SCREEN DOOR?
[time] => 2004-02-04 08:36:48
[hometext] => jus reminissing
[bodytext] => well guess waz 'bout 16 when that blonde headed blue eyed Suede rocked my world me jus a country girl Now Mom waz mitey handy with hammers-n-nails dad waz a carpenter They had 2 boys six girls in pig tails One day was sitten on the throne (outhouse) trying 2 hurry 'cause here came Frank-n-Dan I screamed, I'm in here man! Well now Mom had a screen door on the toilet room so them chickens would stay out 2 do their thing. Brilliant so Dan says being in the navy he naturally roars That's about as usefull as a submarene with screen door. true story [comments] => 2 [counter] => 190 [topic] => 43 [informant] => emystar [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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