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Array ( [sid] => 33787 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? [time] => 2004-02-04 07:09:42 [hometext] => this was inspired by NO TOILET PAPER by Rochellelloyd. thanks for the inspiration and memory's u conjured up. that's a good thang. [bodytext] => back when waz little
blonde hair with no curl
Brown eyes
a freckled faced litle girl.

out houses where
gown ups read
ole magazenes
anything.
'cept corn cobs
too ruff

back 2 my story now
see dad always had goats
they'd clear woods
give milk 2 drink

Ole Billy was so mean
'cause uncle charles
gave him gun powder
thought it funny.

Now daddy's mom
jus lived up tha hill
one hot Summer
she was cussing
a blue streeek

holleren,
Jim come get
this **** goat
she was sitten in
the out house
now wanting out.

firrey mad
ready 2 blow smoke!

in Dad's funny tone
he said
set his beard
on fire
he'll get out of
your way.

next thing I know
Billy's jumpen high
when gramma
went cussin by.

true story
dedicated to:
Jewel Pearl Rainey,
my gramma and her son
my dad:
J. F. McCool
both my guardian angels
reminissing with me. [comments] => 8 [counter] => 258 [topic] => 55 [informant] => emystar [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => dedicatedpoems )
DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE?????

Contributed by emystar on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 07:09:42 AM in AEST
Topic: dedicatedpoems



back when waz little
blonde hair with no curl
Brown eyes
a freckled faced litle girl.

out houses where
gown ups read
ole magazenes
anything.
'cept corn cobs
too ruff

back 2 my story now
see dad always had goats
they'd clear woods
give milk 2 drink

Ole Billy was so mean
'cause uncle charles
gave him gun powder
thought it funny.

Now daddy's mom
jus lived up tha hill
one hot Summer
she was cussing
a blue streeek

holleren,
Jim come get
this **** goat
she was sitten in
the out house
now wanting out.

firrey mad
ready 2 blow smoke!

in Dad's funny tone
he said
set his beard
on fire
he'll get out of
your way.

next thing I know
Billy's jumpen high
when gramma
went cussin by.

true story
dedicated to:
Jewel Pearl Rainey,
my gramma and her son
my dad:
J. F. McCool
both my guardian angels
reminissing with me.




Copyright © emystar ... [ 2004-02-04 07:09:42]
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Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 07:19:09 AM AEST
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Good..may your gardian angels bring you happiness always. venkat


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 07:47:56 AM AEST
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BRAVO!BRAVO!BRAVO! EMY.....YOU OUT DID YOURSELF ON THIS ONE. THE LINGO WAS TREMENDOUSLY FUNNY, BUT I KNOW TRUE TOO
WONDERFUL STORY, I COULD JUST SEE OLE BILLY, AND GRANDMA TOO!
SO MANY STORIES AROUND THE OUTHOUSES......FAR MORE THAN ABOUT OUR INSIDE TOILETS?
GREAT POEM
CONSUE


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by 13Hopes on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 07:57:16 AM AEST
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HEy there mt friend...
Just so you know, over hear we call them outhouses "Dunnies" Just a big old hole, nu flush button....A wooden shack with a lean to one side, rusted tin roof. Reminds me of my Pops place...
Great Write....

Cheers,
#13


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 09:19:40 AM AEST
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This was really neat. I have goats now and
they can really be comical.
Lazys


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 10:04:13 AM AEST
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LOL A great story this was well done in writing!
Great poem! Christina


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by Rose on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 01:27:35 PM AEST
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liked this one Emy. Funny and wholesome too. The good ole' days, not always so bad. Think we should go back to them. :)
Hope you are feeling better
AmberRose :)


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by RochelleLloyd on Wednesday, 4th February 2004 @ 01:49:07 PM AEST
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ha ha ha too funny. we actually still have an outhouse on our land, tho we've made some improvements such as no longer do u need a candle holder, it now has electric lights and we have toilet paper in there instead of corn cobs and of couse there are two seats instead of one so that women can chat while doing their business.


Re: DAD'S BILLY GOAT, GRAMMA'S OUTHOUSE????? (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 12:48:12 AM AEST
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ahhh dear emy, one has not lived until they have seen real life lmao! *doesnt put anything past her baby goats* ..and im sure your angels were sitting right on your shoulder as you wrote this with a huge *grin* hugs n' lotsa love, nessa




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