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[aid] => mick
[title] => MAGIC MARKER FROWN!
[time] => 2002-09-03 20:54:25
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[bodytext] => I said I had a fever,
My face looked very red. My mother fed me chicken broth, Then sent me off to bed. I saw this trick at home one day, While watching this kid Cleaver. I colored all my teeth but two, And looked just like a Beaver. My folks then left me home alone. I tried to scrub my face. But that red magic marker, Had stained me everyplace. I guess I rubbed it way too hard. In fact, it even bled. And when my parents got home, I had a swollen head! They took me to the doctor, And this is what he said, “Next time you should use crayons! You’re lucky you’re not dead!” When we finally got back home, I went straight to lay down. How can I face my buddies, With a magic marker frown? robertburns2@mac.com Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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