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[title] => A MAN NAMED LANCELOT !
[time] => 2002-09-03 19:55:40
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[bodytext] => There was a man named Lancelot,
His friends bowed and called him Sir! I don’t know how I know this, I read it or just heard. There was a man named Rogers. I’ve heard they call him Roy. He rode a horse named Trigger. I’m not sure if it was a boy! There was a boy named Timmy. And Lassie was his dog. His friends would come to play with them, And often tagged along. There was a man named Hitler. His friends would call him Heil! If you’re in hell you’ll find him, At the bottom of the pile. There was this SCUM Osama! His friends just called him, Hummm? Oh, never mind. He has no friends!! robertburns2@mac.com Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 523 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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