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[sid] => 32950
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Toilet Paper
[time] => 2004-01-27 23:30:23
[hometext] => This is a song I wrote for my mom.... too crazy not to be true... LOL
[bodytext] => There is no toilet paper in my toilet stall I hate when there's no paper, No paper at all I ripped a page from my magazine And started to wipe my bum Then somethin' seemed to catch my eye So I began to read it some I found out Princess Di had died And Mother Teresa too I looked down to wipe a tear from my eye And saw toilet paper stuck to my shoe I reached down to pick it up And It seemed pretty clean I thought about using it to wipe my butt And in walked a group of teens I heard them talkin' about the smell So I just could not ask for help So I took that toilet paper And began to clean myself Oh there is no toilet paper In my toilet stall, I hate when there's no paper No paper at all. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 249 [topic] => 7 [informant] => RochelleLloyd [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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