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Array ( [sid] => 32825 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Why Women Never Go Fishing [time] => 2004-01-26 23:15:34 [hometext] => Just a little humor [bodytext] => I went down to a manly fishing hole
Took my sun block tackle box and fishing pole
Had a bag lunch bug spray and a sitting chair
No men no bugs just summer fresh air
I forgot a few things so I had to go home
Got my stringer worms and a cell phone
Pretty sure now that nothing was missing
So I headed back out to finish fishing
When I got back out to the fishing hole
I set up my chair and baited my pole
I pulled out my sandwhich and began to eat
But to my surprise there wasn't any meat
So I headed back up to the house
Tripped and fell got mud on my blouse
Blew the whole day on things that was missing
And that's why women NEVER go fishing
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Why Women Never Go Fishing

Contributed by RochelleLloyd on Monday, 26th January 2004 @ 11:15:34 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I went down to a manly fishing hole
Took my sun block tackle box and fishing pole
Had a bag lunch bug spray and a sitting chair
No men no bugs just summer fresh air
I forgot a few things so I had to go home
Got my stringer worms and a cell phone
Pretty sure now that nothing was missing
So I headed back out to finish fishing
When I got back out to the fishing hole
I set up my chair and baited my pole
I pulled out my sandwhich and began to eat
But to my surprise there wasn't any meat
So I headed back up to the house
Tripped and fell got mud on my blouse
Blew the whole day on things that was missing
And that's why women NEVER go fishing

Copyright © RochelleLloyd ... [ 2004-01-26 23:15:34]
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Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Monday, 26th January 2004 @ 11:29:08 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!! Thanks for this bit of warning.... loved it
Jenni

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 12:30:16 AM AEST
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Oh this is so cute. A great poem, filled with humor, an insiders view. This is the first poem I have read of yours and it was fantastic! Kie

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 01:17:03 AM AEST
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LOL! I loved it!

D.J.

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 01:33:15 AM AEST
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Im rolling this is so witty and funny.I love to go fishing and Im sure missing it now. This is a great poem!
michelle

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 05:54:44 PM AEST
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Absolutely priceless.

Delghtful read..

bob

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by lil_angel on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 08:58:59 PM AEST
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this is funny! Good write

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by youlied on Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 06:45:57 PM AEST
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This is so funny! I still like fishing, even though I too tend to forget things.

Re: Why Women Never Go Fishing (User Rating: 1 )
by Cobalt on Friday, 20th February 2004 @ 10:35:29 PM AEST
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Lol. You forgot the beer too. You can't go fishing without beer from what I'm told.

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