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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
[time] => 2004-01-22 15:31:28
[hometext] => I wrote this with much determination after becoming tired of being called a blonde. Its about this guy..*piglet*..and I...its also nice to know that I'm a petite 5'2
[bodytext] => It all started out as innocent fun, until a certain guy thought that he had won. Little did he know he was treading dangerous water, when he chose to tease Jenn, the ultimate blonde wonder. Oh sure, her hair may be of a golden hue, but popular opinion isn’t always true. He struck with a simple, “Hey Blondie, what’s new?” She shrugged it off and said, “Not much, you?” But he continued to tease and taunt with a sneer. What could she do? Should she give him something to fear? But no, she decided, its wrong to prey on the unarmed and weak. So she stood back and watched as his taunting grew to a peak. Finally, he said it, just a few harsh little words. And believe you me, he made sure that she heard. “That’s it!”, She said, ”I’ve had enough!” Someone needs to teach that guy that blondes can be tough! So she cleared her throat and marched toward the beast As she neared him he laughed, as if ready to feast. Little did he know that great danger was on the way, when he chose to mess with a blonde who knew just what to say. He thought he had her with a quick and cheap crack, but she was already there with a another comeback. He tried again, tho it took longer this time. The poor guy, her wit took a toll on his mind. She whipped out another, just as he had finished. He tried again, but her speed was unblemished. His remarks were cheap and on unstable ground, but she knew what she was doing and spun him around. He began to sweat and it ran down his forehead, as he struggled to find words to defeat what she said. She waited patiently with a small smirk on her face, as she watched her challenger stumble all over the place. It was clear to see, that he regretted his words. Stereotypes and popular opinions are often absurd. So to all you flaxen haired beauties who are teased a ton, remember Piglet and Jenn for it was she who won. [comments] => 8 [counter] => 282 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jusmeotay [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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