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[sid] => 3220
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Battle of the Noble Carrot
[time] => 2002-09-02 14:24:22
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => I am the noble carrot...
So brave and so strong, I do not need... Armour, for I am never wrong, Or a sword for, I face the knife Alone, I shan't bleed. I am the noble carrot, And when the final knife falls, My last trick will be... To spring off the board and onto the floor, So that you'll never eat me! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 193 [topic] => 7 [informant] => phildel [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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