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[aid] => mick
[title] => FISHING
[time] => 2004-01-20 02:37:45
[hometext] => An elderly gentleman, and elderly lady, meet and decide to go fishing together....with several surprises, and it isn't the weather!
[bodytext] =>  An elderly gentleman, and an elderly lady were visiting at their Senior Citizen's Luncheon. She had just lost her mate, and he his wife. They were both lonely, and only human. They both loved to fish, and decided to go together the very next day! The gentleman picked up the lady, and they were on their way. Headed down the river in his fishing boat, they came to a fork, and then he asked her "Do you want to go up or down?" The lady jumped up, and stripped off all her clothes, and made mad passionate love to him, with ne'r a frown! He was absolutely amazed, and somewhat stunned. Best sex he'd ever had, his eyes were glazed! So, each time they came to another fork, he would ask her "Up or Down?" She would strip off all of her clothes again, for another Sex Shake-down! The gentleman could not believe his good fortune, and so he asked to go fishing again the very next day! She said yes, and when they came to another fork, he asked the same "Up Or Down?" She replied, "Down," he was most puzzled and disappointed too! At the next fork she said, "Up how's that with you?" This really confused him for sure, and so he asked, "What's the deal?" "Yesterday when I asked you, you made mad passionate love to me for real?" "Now today, nothing...I can't even from you steal!" She replied, "Well, yesterday, I wasn't wearing my hearing aid, so I thought you said, "Pucker Up or Drown!" Created by Cheri Cam LeBren January 19 2004 The joke was not mine... but the poem is! *smiles* [comments] => 6 [counter] => 253 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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