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those unctious whispered voices
that softly, gently, soothingly......
describe the many choices

Some "new improved", some "old and rare"
with "natural ingredients"
the treacle tones go on and on
with sickening expedients.........

To take away your wrinkles
and leave you looking younger......
Excuse me if I'm boring you
I won't go on much "lunger"

In fact I have to stop right now
to do as my wife wishes!
Get some washing up liquid
and "moisturise" the dishes! [comments] => 7 [counter] => 269 [topic] => 6 [informant] => wrybod [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )

Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies)

Contributed by wrybod on Saturday, 17th January 2004 @ 12:59:50 PM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry

Skin care adverts make me puke
those unctious whispered voices
that softly, gently, soothingly......
describe the many choices

Some "new improved", some "old and rare"
with "natural ingredients"
the treacle tones go on and on
with sickening expedients.........

To take away your wrinkles
and leave you looking younger......
Excuse me if I'm boring you
I won't go on much "lunger"

In fact I have to stop right now
to do as my wife wishes!
Get some washing up liquid
and "moisturise" the dishes!

Copyright © wrybod ... [ 2004-01-17 12:59:50]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 17th January 2004 @ 01:59:46 PM AEST
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LOL cute and witty little ditty
make sure your hands stay soft
washing those dishies lol.
(Im sick of comercials also!))
michelle

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Saturday, 17th January 2004 @ 05:49:42 PM AEST
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The best skin products are the purest all this wrinkle stuff is pure hype

Loved your poem

Made me laugh again thank you for the laughter

Brilliant

love Angelxxx

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by Elf on Saturday, 17th January 2004 @ 09:37:40 PM AEST
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lol! cute write. got me laughing. I needed that. I hate those confounded comercials too.
-*Dixie*-

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Sunday, 18th January 2004 @ 07:22:53 AM AEST
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Dont you just hate those commercials!! Again really enjoyed this Bob. Take care
Love Dawny x

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Monday, 19th January 2004 @ 07:13:31 PM AEST
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That sharp wit has done its bit
---------------------------------------------
I wouldn't mind the ads
If they weren't read by women,
My wife jumps every morn
just because of Richard Simmon(s)

The other day an auto ad
caused my wife her job,
There ain't no sense in working
If you do not have a saab

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 10:47:53 AM AEST
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Gee Bob that was simply great and really help me out alot.
You see I hate to do dishes.....and now I know what to do.....just watch the commercials and they are done one and two!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee
You are so funnyyyyyyyyyyyy
Love this one too!
ConSueMate
P.S. your email is coming back from you?

Re: Most Hated TV Commercials No2 (Smoothies) (User Rating: 1 )
by wolfwynd on Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 07:06:08 AM AEST
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hehe, great poem! made me laugh out loud quite a few times whilst reading it. your humour is very much the same as mine - i hate those commercials too lol! xx

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