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[title] => Big Bad Jack
[time] => 2004-01-15 13:16:38
[hometext] => hmmmm reminds me of someone.......
[bodytext] => A bit of a swagger, a bit of a grin Big Bad Jack, is what they call him Now Jack he had a lovely wife And a half a dozen kids And he loved them more than his life But that didn't stop what he did He would wink and he would flirt While his missus fumed and raged Jack kept chasing after skirts Until one night he got engaged A bit of a swagger, a bit of a grin Big Bad Jack, is what they call him Some young lovely believed what he said Down on lover's lane they parked When her daddy found where they hid Jack tried to say it was just a lark But the gal she began to cry And her daddy pulled a gun Jack was not prepared to die And he was too drunk to run So he got down on bended knee Asked her to be his bride Wondering how mad his wife might be Maybe she would let it slide A bit of a swagger, a bit of a grin Big Bad Jack, is what they call him Jack brought flowers and chocolates too He kissed his lovely wife and kids He didn't know what else to do But she said, this time you're on the skids His new gal decided he was not fit to be The one to walk her down the aisle She couldn't love him for eternity And so she left Jack with a smile Now Jack is lonely and by himself He took some time to think a while But by no means is he on the shelf With a bit of a swagger, a bit of a smile [comments] => 6 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Merry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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