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Array ( [sid] => 31515 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Know your man [time] => 2004-01-12 19:25:19 [hometext] => Liz is driving Joan and her into town. They are going shopping....... (female shopping) [bodytext] => "Good Lord Joan, he gave you the price of our lunch
and money for petrol tooo?"
"As soon as he thought that instead of WITH HIM,
I might just go with you!"

"But Joan you were always
comming with me
I'm amazed how low you can sink!"
"There's a difference between a downright lie
and just sort of letting him think....."

(Liz gazed at the money in my hand
you could see her eyes were popping)
"There's almost nothing he wouldn't do
to get out of taking me shopping!"

[comments] => 4 [counter] => 207 [topic] => 7 [informant] => wrybod [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Know your man

Contributed by wrybod on Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 07:25:19 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

"Good Lord Joan, he gave you the price of our lunch
and money for petrol tooo?"
"As soon as he thought that instead of WITH HIM,
I might just go with you!"

"But Joan you were always
comming with me
I'm amazed how low you can sink!"
"There's a difference between a downright lie
and just sort of letting him think....."

(Liz gazed at the money in my hand
you could see her eyes were popping)
"There's almost nothing he wouldn't do
to get out of taking me shopping!"

Copyright © wrybod ... [ 2004-01-12 19:25:19]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Know your man (User Rating: 1 )
by Merry on Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 08:51:09 PM AEST
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lol Bob this is a good one - why do men hate to go shopping so much? I always buy something for my husband when I go shopping, a shirt or a sweater - come to think of it he has more clothes than I do.

merry

Re: Know your man (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 01:32:45 AM AEST
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lol this tickeled me!!
michelle

Re: Know your man (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 01:41:33 AM AEST
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Good work.
luv, huggs,
emy

Re: Know your man (User Rating: 1 )
by Manicmuze on Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 08:41:18 AM AEST
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LOL... very cute, gave me a chuckle :)

I don't think many men like shopping with women...
Entertaining write, enjoyed this,
~ Wendy

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