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[aid] => mick
[title] => How to Use a Bubbala
[time] => 2004-01-12 14:31:43
[hometext] => There comes a time when nothing else will do
[bodytext] => The lady next door has a bubbala, Who plays a big brassy tubala, He always comes on a Friday, It's a gin and rum and a rye day. We call him, Bernie, the stealth, We assume he comes for his health, He helps her shop, as a rule, Carries packages just like a mule. It seems there's a certain plateau Where the thought of marriage is low, Their understanding is great, For Bernie will never be late. On your pathway thru the veldt, You lose a husband or have felt You need a 'friend', your need is real, You need a shiny bubbalamobile. Wherein a Bernie, Lou or Joe, Will come to help you when you're low, If you're afraid that you can't find, One of you girlfriends will not mind. You realize they are not to wed, They're purely there to take to bed, If you possess a moral high, Forget this route; stay home and cry. Normword:Bubbala = Nice kinda guy Normword:Bubbalamobile = His car [comments] => 4 [counter] => 186 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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