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[aid] => mick
[title] => PAPERING OVER THE CRACKS
[time] => 2004-01-09 09:46:10
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[bodytext] => “US analysts are still wading through a '10-mile high' cache of Iraqi documents for evidence of weapons programmes, according to US officials.” O/ Ever heard of The Joint Captured Materiel Exploitation Group? Don’t ask me to find a rhyme! If you’re looking for them in Iraq Well, you’re out of time! (See, I did! (almost...) They can’t be found Because they found no WMD And now Mr Kay Has had his day Before the war he “knew” so well They have WMD and can blow us all to hell! Now as the head of the search He’s embarrassed to say There’s nothing to find that he can tell So I’m shipping out before I get destroyed (My credibility that is!) And maybe I can STILL be gainfully employed Not as a soothsayer of course I’ve blown all that But there are big bucks around With OUR WMD (Mostly underground!) Yes, the good old Joint Captured Materiel Exploitation Group We really DID want to exploit the news (Isn’t NO news supposed to be GOOD news?) But we couldn’t find our own butts in a mirror So we just have to settle for clues There’s a ten mile high pile of paper In a warehouse in Iraq We’re gonna tell you they planned weapons And would then start to attack Oh yes my crystal balls tell me That would certainly take place Nah, you didn’t see that smirk I just brainwashed my face! You know this ten-mile high pile of paper? This WAS their WMD I have been told by a secret source It was for dropping on Washington D.C. Oh how I wish it had been dropped on Bush Cause he set me up you see? Sent on an Iraqi wild goose chase I lost all respectability But there is another secret about the ten-mile pile It's not Iraqi WMD data that make it tall It's just the draft of my final report It has to look real good actually says fool all! *) [comments] => 3 [counter] => 166 [topic] => 41 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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