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[aid] => mick
[title] => It's Time to Reduce
[time] => 2004-01-08 15:29:14
[hometext] => The scale will tell the tale
[bodytext] => I went in the vale and I stepped on the scale, I felt very warm and I started to pale, The numbers thereon told a terrible tale, I looked for a fork on which I could impale. What a fool 'cause I ate everything on the plate, I was looking for more; it would take me to sate, I started to shake for the total I read, Made me hope for some other number instead. To say it was high, I will tell you no lie, Ice cream and cake, and blueberry pie, Was the fare that I ate, It's no wonder my weight, Reached a plateau that I thoroughly hate. We will start the new year, without bottled beer, And anything else that will not make me cheer, I know not of you not the size of your waist, Nor your ability to cut, copy or paste. We know you are you and we know I am I, Enough is enough and I say with a sigh, Get out of the chair and go with a bound, So that next year, you'll be trim, not too round.. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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