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[sid] => 30736
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Does Anyone Know Henry?
[time] => 2004-01-04 12:31:05
[hometext] => You know what to do if you see Henry..
[bodytext] => Henry, Henry, may I ask you, why you've come so late at night? Know, dear Henry, now I found out, we shall have an awful fight. You think I need a man so badly, I'll forget what's wrong or right? That you took my sister, Henry, then you went out for a bite! That's not all, my dear, dear Henry, my other sister, she you grabbed, Wooed her till she knew from nothing, this I found out when she blabbed. Took her car and wrecked it, Henry, made her pay when both you cabbed, Came in after two, dear Henry, told me both of you were nabbed. Dinnerware of silver, missing, missing from the sweet au pair, Roue, roue, caught you kissing, that poor dumb girl in underwear. Deny it, never! What you're saying is that you were never there, Do you take me for a dunder, All these wrongs, I not dispair? Doctor! Doctor! are you saying, I made this all up in my mind? There is no Henry, I have no sisters, nothing happened of this kind. Tell me, doctor, why I'm pregnent, with a check that Henry signed? I'm a man and I'm not pregnent, I must leave those thoughts behind. To women who have read this treatice, If Henry shows, let me know, I'd like to tell him what I think, that dirty, rotton so and so. The doctor right, the doctor wrong, he is an able Joe, How Henry fooled him is amazing, I think it's time for me to go. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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