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[aid] => mick
[title] => TURNED INSIDE OUT
[time] => 2003-12-18 17:46:13
[hometext] => It's Insey--Outsey, and your skin is turned within. Think of all the advantages. No more Drs. or surgeries.
[bodytext] => It's not Topsey--Turvey, But "Insey--Outsey," and your skin is turned within! No more bad hair days, Wrinkles wavy Brain Chagrin. Brain to see also a good thing. No more wondering? "Not too swift, but it's working!" Acne cured, pimples all gone. Rudy complexion, hereon. Teeth in backwards open smile. Adjustments, may take a while! No more lens or glasses Corrections without stitches! Never ask, "How Do You Feel?" We can see for Real! "Oh, I can see your heart is beating nicely, Likewise your liver agile. I see you've trimmed your fat? I must do a lot of that! You've just eaten lunch, Must have been good, a Whole Bunch!" Little children no longer have to ask permission.....(raised hand) The potty they may go. Teacher sees their full bladder turns away not even one! No sexes, no difference, Turned to inside skin. (sex? I'm sure you'll find a way?) "Let me see that knee, Torn cartiledge I see. Let's trim it back some. Fit it back in, so you can run!" No more heart attacks. When your heart stops, You simply observe, and massage. No more ambulance barrage. A spot on your lungs..... Easily done, snip it off, or lift it and cut-off! Lump in breast, blessedly assessed, no blood test? No more MRI's, or Cat Scan... Found with naked eye of man! Ingrown toe nail, no longer fail. Turned out, trim it, full scale. Diabetes, gone, pinch the Pancreas for insulin, prevail! No more surgeries, such as Appendicitis....inflamed.... Take just a second, well aimed! No more leakage in old age, Watch the bladder fill. Empty in plenty of time before "leakage rage!" Old age, a thing of the past, Wrinkles too. No white hair, or legs to nair. Men no longer shave, Underarm deodorant save!! Woman need no make-up Nor lipstick, rouge, or "take-up!" They all look the same! No more fat, no more lame. No more blame, no more shame! Ear aches gone for Heaven's Sake. No more drops for us to take! Gall Bladder stones, or a Kidney Stone? With examination, easily shown. The advantages are numerous. Get ahead of the "Tumerous!" No outside skin, save on hand lotion. How are we held together? "I'll not tell!" (answer found below!) This is a poem....use your Imagination! Created by Cheri Cam LeBren December 18, 2003 "Use Saranwrap!" I have the flu.... This poem was created in my delirium... and a wee bit of Rum too! *smiles* [comments] => 8 [counter] => 182 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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