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[aid] => mick
[title] => Grandma got ran over by a tractor
[time] => 2003-12-18 13:19:47
[hometext] => No reindeer here so the tractor will have to do tee hee hee hee
[bodytext] => Grandma got ran over by a tractor out in the potato field last night farming accidents happens often but this one was really quite a fright. Grandpa left that old tractor running and in his forgetful state he left to go to the house grandma noticed and went to turn it off hit the shifter and then it was to late. Her dress got caught in the tire and she went for a frightful ride now she wished there was a reindeer to take her to saftey on this night. The tractor went right through the fence rounded the bend and in with the cows then it drug her through the barnyard and she fell off amongst the sows. Now this story isnt really funny but it does have a happy ending just the same grandma only broke her arm but when she was finished with grandpa... well she broke his leg............ Now its hard to think of Christmas dinner with both of them in a cast with a grumble she proclaims 'do you wont them spuds baked or do you want them mashed?? Then at once we heard a jingle and left the table to look out in the yard out there was a team of horses with a big red sleigh hooked behind. A man dressed up like old Santa had a message then to subside. Seems that old tractor out there took grandma for a hellish ride. So I give to you this team of horses and the little red sleigh so now your winters farming can go on in a much safer way!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 389 [topic] => 18 [informant] => desertwispers [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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