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[aid] => mick
[title] => MORTON HEARD THE SNORTON
[time] => 2002-08-28 17:01:23
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[bodytext] => Morton saw a shrew,
But he knew just what to do. And that was freeze Before it started snorton. But Taniel she was a passin, Holdin hands with the ole captain, And neither one of them had seen the thing. As the church bells nearby chimed, The shrew it took it’s time. Then Morton heard the snorton of the shrew. It sprang out from a tree, It was a gruesome sight to see. The moral of this story is quite new. But I don’t remember what it is. This is supposed to be a birthday card. What? You expected more rhyme? Give me a break. Oh, yeah. And..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Humorus Birthday Greetings Poetry [comments] => 1 [counter] => 246 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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