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[aid] => mick
[title] => Santa's Innocence
[time] => 2003-12-14 07:56:14
[hometext] => This is a funny poem.....but for the older audiences. My first funny one, let me know what you think.
[bodytext] => I saw santa smile today As she climbed onto his lap And when he asked her what she wanted She simply stated a slap Santa could barely stay on the chair Couldn’t believe what he just heard With all the strength he had inside He asked....”repeat the word” She looked at him and stated “A slap is all I ask today” He didn’t know what to do Sat their all amazed Finally he turned and told her Please bend over my dear He gave her the slap she wanted Right their on her rear Then she stood up Happy and content She gotta what she wanted for x-mas And no letter need be sent She wasn’t sure she’d get it Santa normally fills requests in pen But she couldn’t write this one down What would the elves think then No toy they could make To fill her fantasy Yeah there are some toys that could be made But not ones to fill Her needs Look at all he gives the world So he better fulfill her demands cause those who get none outside their stockings Aren’t very jolly men Mrs. Clause turned and walked away Santa sat their all confused What is innocence anyway santa Mrs. Clause needed you [comments] => 3 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => irshprnss [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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