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COMPUTERS

Where shall one travel on line today
Africa, maldives or the poetry board I say
Don't ask me about computer science cache
I can barely understand how to file away

Codes as well compile me with such terror
Big error, nasty error and god the fatal error
Your computer has performed a fatal task
What do I do now click on help dare one ask

Computer platforms, system analysis its all to much
I know the words, in practice cant handle it as such
Data analysis and data base design where do you start
Mini breakdowns tense headaches connected all a part

I switched on my computer just the other day
Saw a dreadful sight a lightning bolt sent my way
My monitor had given up it was so old not new
Sat frozen to the chair stuck to it like glue

I pleaded and begged, cried, cursed and swore
Wanted to pick it up and kick it through the door
My search was now the small adds a monitor for me
Packard bell for sale, I was on a mission full of glee

Cause without my computer I was sad and blue
Have to learn more understand the jargon what to do
To know about computers you need a doctors degree
Took two clait courses now maybe its time for HNC

Love
xxAngelxx

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COMPUTERS

Contributed by sweetangeluk on Saturday, 13th December 2003 @ 10:25:11 AM in AEST
Topic: oops




COMPUTERS

Where shall one travel on line today
Africa, maldives or the poetry board I say
Don't ask me about computer science cache
I can barely understand how to file away

Codes as well compile me with such terror
Big error, nasty error and god the fatal error
Your computer has performed a fatal task
What do I do now click on help dare one ask

Computer platforms, system analysis its all to much
I know the words, in practice cant handle it as such
Data analysis and data base design where do you start
Mini breakdowns tense headaches connected all a part

I switched on my computer just the other day
Saw a dreadful sight a lightning bolt sent my way
My monitor had given up it was so old not new
Sat frozen to the chair stuck to it like glue

I pleaded and begged, cried, cursed and swore
Wanted to pick it up and kick it through the door
My search was now the small adds a monitor for me
Packard bell for sale, I was on a mission full of glee

Cause without my computer I was sad and blue
Have to learn more understand the jargon what to do
To know about computers you need a doctors degree
Took two clait courses now maybe its time for HNC

Love
xxAngelxx





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Re: COMPUTERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Jellybellyprincess on Saturday, 13th December 2003 @ 11:25:53 AM AEST
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hee hee hee =) Yeah, I'm pretty computer illiterate..... not too bad, but just enought to drive me up a wall ; )

Nice job
God bless,
Ellen


Re: COMPUTERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Saturday, 13th December 2003 @ 11:34:55 AM AEST
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Laughing! So very cute as well as unique...

Fine job on this one..

Kie




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