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[aid] => mick
[title] => To Buy or Not to Buy
[time] => 2003-12-03 14:30:21
[hometext] => Some people know the art
[bodytext] => The time of the year I know has come to check my list of last year's sum, Who got me what and spent a lot, Who got me junk, they're good as sunk. I do not turn the other cheek, Slap me once, the door you seek, Even is as even does, You play it fair or you're not there. From what I see, first off the bat, My cousin Sidney is a rat, I got him gloves to warm his hands, He got me naught but rubber bands. Cousin Zel, what the hell, Her husband died, and he was swell. Last year they got me drum and tool, It's only right, for her a jewel. And so it goes, my auntie May, Cheap as dirt and looks like clay, For her I'll get a book to bake A subtle hint for her to take. For twenty people, I must buy, A gift to which I must comply, Don't underdo but over, too Would be a stictly act, taboo. Christmas comes but once a year, For that, I'm one to give a cheer, It gets me crazy til I'm done No way I see, a bit of fun. I'm sure you all just do it right, Takes no longer than one night, Everybody thinks you're great, I'm sure they'll mark me down with hate. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 246 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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