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[aid] => mick
[title] => The New Me
[time] => 2003-12-02 14:32:08
[hometext] => Better than new
[bodytext] => I think it's time to trade me in I've done some things you might call sin, I cannot play the violin I think of folks I might have been. I took me therefore, down the mall, There, they have a trade-in stall, You fill you out a questionnaire, To make a trade while you are there. This is why I'll trade me in, My ears they hear an awful din. My toes do curl like wifey Shirl, As does my tongue, at night unfurl. My teeth are shot and like as not, My eyes are gone, they're red a lot, My stomach growls, my mind it howls I sweat enough to use ten towels. My arms are weak, my nose does leak, My legs are stalks and soon will pique, And all in all you add it up, Not much left that's worth a tup. I saw a model, looked quite nice, I held my breathe and asked the price, The answer was within my range, Right there and then, we made the change, You see me now, I'm really wow, I'd say I am the cat's meow, Finally, all that's in me works For an extra ten they thru in perks. [comments] => 8 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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