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[aid] => mick
[title] => What am I to do?
[time] => 2003-12-02 13:37:01
[hometext] => This is a funny song about a man and his family.
[bodytext] => My kids are now teenagers and they darn nearly drive me insane. I cling desperately to what little sanity remains. If they don't get the car on Saturday night, they begin to pout. If my boss doesn't give me a raise, my wife will throw me out. I get up every morning and go to my back breaking job. Only to have my family grab for my wallet like some mad crazed mob. Someone please tell me, What am I to do? My wife just got my money, she took my credit cards too. My wife asks if she's still as beautiful as she was during her youth, and I get a frying pan taken to my head for telling her the truth. When my mother-in-law comes for a visit, all hell breaks loose. I drink my Jack daniels while she dishes out abuse. Vacation time arrives and everything has been packed. Except for my wife's make-up so now we have to turn back. I guess I'll always be singing to the tune of the same old song. Someone please help me, I'm not sure I can hang on. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 270 [topic] => 34 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SongLyrics )
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