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with me this Christmas time,

in fact I'm apt to think that stinkin' little grub is 'slime.'

He promises that 'If we're good we'll get the thing we ask.'

BUT last year and the years before,

I found out...THAT was FARCE!

( I'd like to kick in him in his bloomin faRce!)

What a lying lump of fat

to tell a fib like that!!

He's about to get THE WORST from me,

he can take his cards and stocking

and then SHOVE the bloody lot!

(and that includes his tinsel Christmas tree!)

I was good all through the years

I did more than my share,

but while others sang out cheers

I sang out:'This stocking's BARE!'

('Taint fair!)

Now I've had enough of it

and on that red bummed clown I spit...

(spit...spit...spit!)

Santa ,

Don't go flying past

my place this Christmas eve,

if you do,I'm GETTIN' YOU

and punchin you until you leave...

your ho ho's bound ta be

stuck upon my Christmas tree...

where everyone will see

a red-faced well placed yule time HE.

(He he he he he!...SUCH glee!)

All I ever wanted was the TRUE LOVE

that I asked for,

that was ALL I wanted every year...

but ...
now I don't want it 'no' more,

I only want an even score,

and I'll be getting even (have no fear)

Santa ...get your mitts off pal,

or else stay clear of this OLD gal

'cause I have had enough of all your crap,

The stocking that is empty

' round your fat neck will wrap,

be warned mate,

'Stay AWAY from here,'

'cause if you don't...

I'm gettin'
YOU
this year !

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I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!)

Contributed by kay-p-m-devenish on Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 05:26:03 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Santa Clause is in the wars

with me this Christmas time,

in fact I'm apt to think that stinkin' little grub is 'slime.'

He promises that 'If we're good we'll get the thing we ask.'

BUT last year and the years before,

I found out...THAT was FARCE!

( I'd like to kick in him in his bloomin faRce!)

What a lying lump of fat

to tell a fib like that!!

He's about to get THE WORST from me,

he can take his cards and stocking

and then SHOVE the bloody lot!

(and that includes his tinsel Christmas tree!)

I was good all through the years

I did more than my share,

but while others sang out cheers

I sang out:'This stocking's BARE!'

('Taint fair!)

Now I've had enough of it

and on that red bummed clown I spit...

(spit...spit...spit!)

Santa ,

Don't go flying past

my place this Christmas eve,

if you do,I'm GETTIN' YOU

and punchin you until you leave...

your ho ho's bound ta be

stuck upon my Christmas tree...

where everyone will see

a red-faced well placed yule time HE.

(He he he he he!...SUCH glee!)

All I ever wanted was the TRUE LOVE

that I asked for,

that was ALL I wanted every year...

but ...
now I don't want it 'no' more,

I only want an even score,

and I'll be getting even (have no fear)

Santa ...get your mitts off pal,

or else stay clear of this OLD gal

'cause I have had enough of all your crap,

The stocking that is empty

' round your fat neck will wrap,

be warned mate,

'Stay AWAY from here,'

'cause if you don't...

I'm gettin'
YOU
this year !

Copyright © kay-p-m-devenish ... [ 2003-11-29 17:26:03]
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Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!) (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 05:36:40 PM AEST
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Very clever, interesting rhyme sceme, good phonetics

Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!) (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 29th November 2003 @ 08:57:06 PM AEST
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Thanks Kay...ths one tore me up... Loved it..
Happy Holidays
Hugs
Jenni

Re: I'm going ta GET Santa this year,(that fat rat!) (User Rating: 1 )
by Vitreous_Soul on Sunday, 30th November 2003 @ 06:30:09 AM AEST
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This was GREAT! Just one thing: save some of that punk for me! He owes us all!!!! Time to pay the piper!

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