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[aid] => mick
[title] => Gay Rights
[time] => 2003-11-27 01:44:56
[hometext] => hillarious..............excerpts of a long list of statements about gay men..........really funny......read them all.........they should crack you up........they made me laugh
[bodytext] => When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man, And he's right there in the shower. You've shaved something other than your face. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. You really have "been there, done that" You can explain the nuances between a steady date, boyfriend and a lover. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means EVERYTHING! You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. You can have naked men you don't know in your home. You've always got an opinion. If your mattress could talk, it would be Marky Mark. You know that sex complicates this...... So? You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult. You know how to make an entrance. Some of your best friends are you ex-lovers. You know when to play dumb. You've calledsomeone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend. Tanning salons were invented for you. You've made sunbathing a performance art. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. All your friends do not have to get along. You have a large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. At some moment in your life, you've envisioned having back up girls. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object [comments] => 1 [counter] => 218 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ml03 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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