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[title] => Political conversations
[time] => 2003-11-22 01:07:01
[hometext] => An international summit
[bodytext] => The leaders assembled for the summit in Reykjavik, Iceland; they had a focused one point agenda; the best way to woo sexy Pamela Anderson. U.S President George Bush started the talks in his drawling voice; “Ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake about it, we will use all possible means to succeed in this endeavor, we name this operation as ‘Operation Wooing Freedom.”. British premier Tony Blair said in a sophisticated voice; “We will be right behind you Mr Bush, we always blindly support global issues like this, (then whispers quietly in his ear), I hope there are no sexed-up reports here.” French premier Jacques Chirac said in a confident voice, “We French have been doing this for generations, a candle lit dinner in Champs Elysees should do the trick.” German chancellor Schroeder said in a no nonsense voice, “We propose to send a team of German scientists, to analyze the geometric attributes of the specimen. Based on the collected data, a precise master plan can be executed.” Indian premier Vajpayee said in a slow, deliberate voice, “Mr Bush, we appreciate the efforts taken by the world community; However we cannot extend our full support, unless Pakistan decisively stops cross border terrorism.” Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf replied in an icy tone, “Mr Vajpayee, Pakistan has already taken some ‘concrete’ steps in that direction; It is time, we forget these mundane issues, and work together on newer, more exciting projects. Suddenly, Osama Bin Laden’s voice boomed from a hidden audio tape, “You evil infidels! How dare you launch an unislamic operation like this? my holy warriors are fully prepared to crush your evil designs.” [comments] => 1 [counter] => 216 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ravi [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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