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[title] => DOCTOR ME?
[time] => 2002-08-25 07:46:16
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[bodytext] => I’d like to be a doctor,
Of Gynecology. I really have to practice, On one, or two, or three. So if you’d like to volunteer, Won’t you please drop me a line. My office hours for now will be Whenever you find the time. I put this on the front page, Of yesterdays Gazette. It really seems quite strange to me, I haven’t got a phone call yet. Where I got my license I really forget. But I think it was from the internet. I have it framed and hanging on my wall, So I’m standing by to receive your call. Finally a woman called and said she’d like to come. I said you’re a girl, you’re nobody's’ son. She said dear sir don’t you want me to come by? I said certainly not! I’m a Guy-na-cologist guy! But if you need a His-ter-ectomy, you can come on by! rob.burns2@verizon.net homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/… Humorous Poetry [comments] => 3 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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