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[title] => MYRTLE THE FERTILE TURTLE
[time] => 2003-11-16 06:54:24
[hometext] => This letter is being written to Mr. Norm Turkel, in reponse to his letter of SEX AFTER AGE 50
[bodytext] => Dear Mr. Turkel, I don't care how much poetry you've read! Also, go ahead, calculate in your head! You can say we ladies are frisky, But remember this, usually after 50, it's simply, not as risky! My neighbor Myrtle calls herself, "Myrtle The Fertile Turtle" She has children seven.... Her age is six times eleven. Same as me! The man across the street is blind and can not take the heat. At night he paints his house, with club feet. Always keeps everything nice and neat! His little wife is carrying number 11. He has all girls because he says, "He can't see what he's doing..... without the sun!" His pretty little wife is still having lots of fun! You can't include me at 66 'cause I'm single and don't mix. But if I did.....a younger man it better be! I'll be chasing him....... up a tall tree! My friends, Maxine, Irma, Sandy and Fyrne, All Grandmas, and one is a great-grandma to turn. None are married, get plenty of exercise, and never get heartburn!! All are nocturne, and never yearn! As ladies know, though, if they chose to indulge, an unwirtten law says.....they may buldge! And yes, our eyes may pop, as we drop. I'm sure our toes curl, quite a lot! But not because of age....just when we unfurl. And Oh, my how we feel? I'm not allowed to say here, must conceal! I'm so sorry you missed your sex education class. Did you attend or were you busy tipping the wineglass? Now Mr. Turkel, as a man you should know.... When men age, so goes the will to grow! Age matters not to we ladies after 50 that glow.... All we have to do is sit and drink our tea, quietly, and look pretty! I hope this will clear up any future "Misunderstandings!" I'm not your "Swinging Sister!" I'm the "Tree Climber" looking for a Mr! Created by Cheri Cam Lebren "Don't we have fun?" November 2003 [comments] => 7 [counter] => 839 [topic] => 54 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => happypoetry )
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