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[aid] => mick
[title] => Today's My Birthday
[time] => 2003-11-13 13:20:53
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[bodytext] => It's my birthday today, happy birthday to me. I'm 21 today, and i want to cut my ex boyriends head off, with a chainsaw at the bookstore, while he's sleeping. It's my birthday today, happy birthday to me. I'm 21 today, And i need to take his clothes off and smack him, several times, while he screams for more, as the fur falls off his ass. It's my birthday today, happy birthday to me. I'm 21 today. I sure am going to miss that big fur on his ass, and i'm going to miss the way I alway's use to caress it with my big slippery wet hands. when the aliens were breathing hard on the roof, with the reindeers. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 186 [topic] => 40 [informant] => Snail_Babe_13 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => fantasy )
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