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Santa's Hoe Hoe Night
Contributed by
jondgreat
on
Saturday, 8th November 2003 @ 08:04:04 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Santa would never ride with any BODY,
Just the one's that got someBODY.
He'll even go down your chimney,
Even though he's not that skinny.
So Why don't you come and ride santa's sleight tonight?
He'll put Mrs. Clause on "pause" alright.
He'll put you on "play" on his sleight once or twice.
To find out if your Naughty or nice.
HOE! HOE! a hotty with a great body,
I'll have to clone you for everybody.
HOE! HOE! HOE! to all,
And to all a good night!
I know santa sounds Whack,
But what would you do if you carried a big sack.
Copyright ©
jondgreat
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2003-11-08 20:04:04] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Santa's Hoe Hoe Night
(User Rating: 1 ) by sugar0986 on
Saturday, 8th November 2003 @ 09:29:55 PM AEST (User
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OMG this is so damn funny.....good write
~Brittany~ |
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Re: Santa's Hoe Hoe Night
(User Rating: 0 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 9th November 2003 @ 12:52:14 AM AEST (User
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Quite possibly the best poem I've read on here. Very nice. 5 stars. |
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