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[aid] => mick
[title] => TRICK OR THREAT?
[time] => 2003-10-31 06:11:11
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[bodytext] => Who’s this standing at our door? Let’s count them. One.. two.. three.. four Behind the masks we know the faces We smile and pretend and go through our paces But then we get a sudden shock In awe we stand in all this schlock Instead of “Trick or Treat?” we hear It’s “Trick or Threat?!” that greets our ear We’re used to all these frightening faces But this year something odd our doorstep graces The blood drips real under black hoods tall We’re not sure of this game at all! The squinting eyes behind the masks are grim and hard or sly as fox At left stands Dracula, piggy eyes peeping out Our mind shouts “Rumsfeld!” without a doubt At the back is Cheney in Uncle Fester gown His nasty voice stopped by a light bulb round At the right (where else?) is weirwolfowitz Mask hiding fangs and face of zits And right at the front half-skull half-clown Petulant with monkey-face frown... It’s none other than El Supremo But this only in his sad old dreamo In reality he’s just a full-grown punk In thinking terms can’t help but flunk But standing there he acts real tough Thinking a hellish mask will be enough To make us all quake in our boots “Trick or Threat! Or I’ll SHOOT!” The dirty tricks we know from past Are catching up with him at last The threats he makes increasingly lame For a skull-faced clown, he’s pretty tame So there they stand this hideous team All blood and gore and breathing steam We give them a gift right from the heart With a ghoulish laugh we turn and fart Now see them tear their costumes off Writhe and run and retch and cough A little band of hawks and ghouls Just peurile liars and ghoulish fools [comments] => 1 [counter] => 218 [topic] => 41 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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