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Array ( [sid] => 25693 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Women [time] => 2003-10-24 16:40:32 [hometext] => trying to get a giggle from you. [bodytext] => Women make a wreck out of me,
they have me jump`in through hoops,
cry`in, want`in to fight for them, one
has me say`in I`m a pretty man!

Women have made a wreck out of me,
first thing in the morn`in? alls fine,
till you open the mail. Then they got you runn`in. And a man like me? can`t say no!

One look in the mirror, pretty man is out
to save the day. Serious, its my own fault,
I love all you girls. The words that break
my heart, turn me fight`in mad, and think
of love. Few more trips to the mirror? who knows!....thank you all for hang`in-out with me......Crow
[comments] => 6 [counter] => 220 [topic] => 7 [informant] => crow [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Women

Contributed by crow on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 04:40:32 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Women make a wreck out of me,
they have me jump`in through hoops,
cry`in, want`in to fight for them, one
has me say`in I`m a pretty man!

Women have made a wreck out of me,
first thing in the morn`in? alls fine,
till you open the mail. Then they got you runn`in. And a man like me? can`t say no!

One look in the mirror, pretty man is out
to save the day. Serious, its my own fault,
I love all you girls. The words that break
my heart, turn me fight`in mad, and think
of love. Few more trips to the mirror? who knows!....thank you all for hang`in-out with me......Crow

Copyright © crow ... [ 2003-10-24 16:40:32]
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Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 04:48:58 PM AEST
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Dear Crow,
You got more than one giggle out of me.
That was a great poem and has set you free!
If you get involved with we woman, watch out
you'll end up all tied up and not roaming about!
I love your poems, Crow...don't think I've ever seen one quite like this.
This poem was like a beautiful dish...please do this again, I wish!
lovingcrittersConSue

Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by Serendippitty on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 05:49:47 PM AEST
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haha a funny write... nice to know that you'll do anything for women... doesn't sound like most men I know... keep it up

~*sErEnDiPPiTTy*~

Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 06:21:39 PM AEST
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i love this one....it is sooooooo cute!!!!! i love your work crow.........

Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 07:23:33 PM AEST
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You are a very good poet I must say. Wonderful poem! :o)

Saira

Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Friday, 24th October 2003 @ 09:35:30 PM AEST
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Enjoyable read...good work
Shari

Re: Women (User Rating: 1 )
by LovingWhispers on Saturday, 25th October 2003 @ 07:31:22 AM AEST
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Yeah women!!
Arent we somethin"?? LMAO *HUGE SMILES*
This is spot on too lol!
Thanks for the laugh :)

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