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[aid] => mick
[title] => DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
[time] => 2003-10-16 16:09:02
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[bodytext] =>  merry DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR PLEASE DON’T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR lovingcritters YOUR BIG CHAIR SITS TOO CLOSE TO THE FOX LAIR SO, IF YOU SIT THERE, YOU WILL GET QUITE A SCARE! roisin Don't you sit in the big wooden chair Please don't sit long in the big old chair rakerman You don't sit in the big chair. Dont you DARE, sit there, in the big chair. saira Don't sit in the big chair Please sit here, don't in the big broken chair dreamweaver I said, Absolutely don't sit! Beware the big chair, don't sit in it, Don't sit in the big chair. saira Listen! Don't sit in the big chair Do NOT sit in the big chair! philipa Don't you sit in that big chair. That's not for you, stay away from there! merry DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR ladyfawn hey! absolutely dont sit in the big chair!! its for my butt alone, just want you aware! squeakymouse Don't sit in the big chair, Don't sit in the big chair, I told you once, I made it clear, Get your butt right out of there, Don't sit in the big chair. daniela-maria-violin Don't sit in the big chair Why? Why aren't we sitting there? I dunno, but Merry said so norm I heard not to sit in the big chair I however, will sit anywhere Who among you really care, Give me five or put it there.. DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR! squeakymouse I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR SO DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR MERRY IS ALREADY THERE DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR norm Merry, Merry, quite contrary, Sit ye not in chair of cherry, Oak or walnut wood be better Up to me, I'd surely let her. jellybeanprincess If you stare at the chair by the stair over there the glare makes the hair on the back of your neck like a prickly pear. Don't sit in that char by the stair over there, and beware of the glare. Just thought I'd make you aware. norm Merry, Jelly must be sisters Warning people about the blisters, That you get when first you set On the BIG chair when it's wet. I thank them for their great concern Not only that you get a burn, When BIG chair warns you keep away, Don't come again some other day... merry don't sit in the big chair don't. don't don't...... sit in the big chair don't sit in the big chair norm I absolutely can't believe about the chair there is such peeve, someone's laughing up their sleeve I'd like to take BIG chair and heave... daniela-maria-violin I'd like to heave too Isn't this over... boo hoo hoo I want to sit in that big chair I want to sit in it over there Let me sit in it, can't you see There's no reason not to dear merry (lol... this could go on forever....) norm I'll go this route, it's not my way, Sometimes I even have my say, The chair so BIG can dance a jig, And frankly I sure don't give a fig.. As you can see it starts to pall and then again, it starts to gall, Take BIG chair from where it stood and chop it up for firewood... Kirby Don't sit in the big Chair It's full of tears and despair Don’t' sit in the big chair Enough have already been there Don't sit in the big chair tis' only a darn chair what do u want with it? Do you desire the worlds' hate on your shoulders. if so...then you should have been God's twin So DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR IT'S FULL OF THE WORLDS DESPAIR lovingcritters I think Norm has had too many a try If I see his post again, the chair & I will cry He said the Big Chair was wet! And I say to Norm...did you forget? You were the last one there to sit! Looks pretty suspicious to me That when you sit in the Big Chair then get up it's full of whatever you see! (Wheeeeee that was close!} squeakymouse I stare at the chair and am aware of the care that the tear made from wear by the bear with brown hair was repaired. So Don't Sit In The Big Chair! norm I think all you guys are 'round the bend The BIG chair I took and I did send, To a place where a chair will end As kindling wood you cannot mend. Say no more, it's out the door The chair you'll see, nevermore, I chopped it, burned it, had a bash, Now, where will you put your ash? lovingcritters Norm Turkel, I think you're a bum Never in all my life have I met such scum. To Take Merry's chair, chop & shred.... Poor thing is in ashes and nearly dead. What you don't know my damaging Don Is, I sneaked in while you were gone... I replaced Merry's chair and put it back Now don't go in there anymore to sit in Merry's chair I used to be an "End Tackle" in the Football Fair.... Don't touch that chair, Norm Turkel..... If you want to stay on your feet and feel well! You are just a "Party Pooper," Turkel..... merry norm don't sit in the big chair it will hug you like a bear squish and squash you to a pulp eat you up in one big gulp the big chair stands not sits whoever passes must admit it is the biggest chair in town and whoever sits there is a clown SO DON"T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR IT IS RESERVED........hehehehehe for one as rare as truth was he once i sat upon his knee you'll take a tumble and a fall if you should waste your time at all norm I really mustn't try to see what this chair has done to me. I shake, and tremble the whole day thru, I'm blinkin', sinkin' just like you, I wonder how I reached this state, If I spoke to, I'd ask my mate, she's already gone away To a town across the bay. About this BIG chair I must say, I tossed the ash at Mandalay, A flying fish caught it in his mouth And was last seen heading south. I might be wrong, not Mandalay, It might have been the Great South Bay, No matter which, the 'Critters' lass Cannot do for she must pass. You may ask, how do I know, Well, my wife she told me so, "The BIG chair has to go", she said "It's it or me, Get out my bed." Come on guys and come on gals be my friends and be my pals, There isn't more than I can peep, or else I'll have nowhere to sleep. merry listen norm if you don't behave the big chair is coming after you it's like an ent and it can walk it will grab you by the..ahem... so just do as you've been asked DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR lovingcritters Dear Mer, I think Norm the bum has stuck again. I posted quite a long reply this a.m. Telling you what to watch out for When it came to Norm...and your door! Now it was all about him changing the subject And how he would do it is quite a trick... It's obviously he has sneaked into the forum and deleted all my decorum I just said that the person you should tell Mer If he should dare sit in your chair was his wife Sher She knows he cant stay true, for he is always stepping out on her too! So I just said, "Watch him as he changes his tune! From chair to bed....that's how he does it I said. But everyone calm down here I've sent for reinforcements, in the form of an Englishman You all know him by his last name Wrybod... And if Norm should try to sit in your chair.... Bob Wrybod is on his way and will sit there Never fear Mer, alls under control...Wrybod will console. Well, I hope this one gets to you...he's now stealing the email too norm Thank you 'critters' you called for bob, Too many babes, made my head throb, Now bob, and I can take in stride, 10 loud babes to take a ride. Now, let's face facts, The chair must go, BIG chair is good for a simple schmo Which one of you babes wish to sit therein, Be you fat or be you thin. BIG chair, BIG chair, you've got no hair You're balding wood like Robin Hood, In Sherwood forest your mammy grew, An oak tree on a field of blue. Whichever tree that gave you nod I'll cut it down with BIG wrybod, He'll help for sure he's fine to know, He's got an axe, he'll swing it low. lovingcritters Dear Mer, We have him on the run now, by Gum For Wrybod used to work with cement He'll fix that Norm Bug to relent... After he impounds him in cement! Hurry Wyrbod, we need to you to help us out If I could scream loud enough I'd shout All the way over the Sea.....Please Wrybod Come Rescue Mer and Me! And what ever you do Don't let him sit in Mer's pew, Please! merry wrybod, wrybod he's our man to the rescue quick of hand boost me up to the highest seat when at last we finally meet BIG CHAIR frowns throws me down not even wrybod can keep me there in that BIG old nasty CHAIR norm you naughty old billy goat you go on so and you gloat such a man - such a man sounds like you've got a plan to entertain and tickle us while we all sit in the BIG CHAIR thus the winds will blow the sign will fall DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR will be buried in the snow and we will climb atop this stump and give it a good hard thump but still i wonder is it wise to go against what is inscribed DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR lovingcritters Dear Mer, We must save the chair! I just heard from Wrybod....he's made it over the ocean, but can't find his way to your site.....better give him a holler before the sun goes down and there's no light. He's anxious to come to help we dames in distress I can't sleep until he gets her, there’s no rest! I think Norm flew the coup today, because he knows that Bob is on his way. Find Bob Mer, before someone else sits in your chair. lovingcritters ConSueMate lovingcritters Dear Mer, just received an SOS from guess who? He says his AOL is out, and has the flu. He can't get out not even on YPDC I told you this is how it would be. Excuses, Excuses, Excuses..... So I guess I have to post this for Norm.... This what he says to say! Limerick style....can't play today......Monday, is critique day......I'm in trouble.... (Boy you can say that again!) *smiles* that was me Lovingcritters! This is Norm's limerick....he loves to show off...'cause I can do this gemerrick.....Oh, Sorry, I got carried away.. This is what Norm has to say... I saw a sweet girl in the chair She only had on underwear. I told the shy cops, She was nipping the Schnappes, They said, "See if she’s human or bear?" Sounds to me like the young lady hasn't been drinking.....Ahem....but someone else has????Guess who? critters speaking here.. Bob Oh Please come help us....everyone has started to drink, everyone that is but me.....I poured mine down the sink! I told you Norm would do this didn't I? _________________ norm I'm back, I'm back, I will attack, The chair must go, I told you so, The drunken girl, whose name is Merle, Saw me burn BIG chair's astern. The stern pure means the chairs behind, That's where one sits, if I don't mind, But mind I do, So no can do, Get me paper, plain or lined. I must write my testament Which is my will for what I meant, The 'critters' lass wants all my dough And leave poor Shirl out in the snow. It seems to me, I've got the goods, Papa bear, who lives in the woods owns BIG chair and he's the one Wants no one sitting in the sun. His porridge's cold please be so bold Sit in BIG chair, the bear will scold, Merry, Merry, leave the scene papa bear can get awful mean. jaeann what do i care about a chair so many are there under the chair looks like a lair they sat on my hair no i don't care to sit in the chair it's really not fair uh oh here comes papa bear he cares who sits in his chair oh no they pulled his hair they have no flair or narry a care for sitting under his chair was just a dare should a sent a hare or maybe a mare to sit in the chair but they're all waiting there under his chair no no no don't sit there in that big chair OH NO look at papa bear on him they poured nair he hasn't any more hair sitting there bare in his big chair papa bear on the chair covered in nair without any hair is very rare so next time papa bear goes to his chair he might be more aware of who is under his chair before he sits there!!!! _________________ lovingcritters Oh dear Jaymee, How glad I am to see you, Even with a bear and no hair.... We can't allow anyone to sit in the Big chair. It's Mer's chair, and she asked me just the other day. "Will you guard my property?" I promised her I would, if I could Then that Norm fella from Floridahhhhh tried to burn it and ash it in some bay And he thinks I want his money....? that's really funny....he hasn't got any today Nor a window to throw it from, He's got stock in AOL......and they just fell! KEEP THE BEAR WITH NO HAIR SITTING IN THE BIG CHAIR! Thanks loads Jaymee, I'm bringing my Mare to sit in the chair, but its quite a long ride to get her there! norm A lady before mentioned 'Nair', The bear had depilled all his hair, He was bald as a coot, And our Norm was, to boot, As they sat sprawled in Merry's BIG chair. They slowly got up from BIG chair, Whoever would want to sit there?, They ruined the seat with hair and with 'Heet', Gave people a terrible scare I hope you can finally see, The BIG chair's the ruin of me, There's no sense to kid, It was made in Madrid, A spanish onion it be. Do all of us come to agree, That our good friend happily be, Would do better to heed Get a nice wooden steed And create a red Merry-go-ree ladyfawn there must be a reason that we all don't know why is it we can't sit there i want to know! who put up the sign and asked that we go!? *don't sit in the big chair,* don't you know, i think the big chair is absolutely big enough and its very rude all this *don't do* sign stuff! a nice cozy big chair is for anybody's rear so where's the sign poster? lend me their ear! i think we should gather, find out who wrote it my poor dear friend norm's been called a bum can't believe norm would really burn the big chair they've turned him into hairless balding papa bear! oh dear! oh dear! we need more big chairs! lovingcritters Dear Lady Fawn, evidently you were not near When Norm burned the big Chair and now the bear! We don't need signs you see. We just know the chair is Mer's property. Don't ask us any questions, We tell you no lies. Whoever sits in the chair dies! It's just as simple and straight as the Crow flies! LadyFawn I understand you may live in the UK Bob is lost maybe even over the Atlantic Please go find him Nessa...before we panic. Then we'll answer any questions that you say squeakymouse All of you out there, you must know That the big chair will never go. I went with Merry this very day, To the big chair we made our way. After paying homage dear, We visited upon the chair. Bees around the great chair flew, Lovely fall colors and sky of blue. The big chair told us in hushed tones That it would gladly crush the bones Of anyone who tried to hurt it, Eating them up bit by bit. The big chair has its wily ways Of protecting itself all its days. It has a life that's true and real, And you would make a tasty meal. So Do Not Sit in The Big Chair, Heed this warning and take care. Merry and Mouse have seen the chair, It is now angered so beware DO NOT SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR! daniela-maria-violin please end this silliness or it could go on forever please end this silliness now or never... if the chair could talk what would it say? I think it would tell you To all go away ladyfawn i think that squeakymouse tells us true! all about what that big chair could do! I am pretty sure it went after her tail... this is why i absolutely believe this Big Chair Tale! lovingcritters Dear Lady with the fiddle, or is that a Stradivarius? You don't need a chair to perform I play the piano, and must sit down in form! I talked it over with Mer's Chair He's having more fun than anyone! He's black leather, and can remember the day he used to roam all over Wyoming as a Steeriofoam!(conword) He loves the attention, and love Is hoping this will go on from above, He's a spiritual chair you see..... His ancestors had a religious tree! Just don't sit in the Big Chair....better not if you dare norm Merry made the statement first DON'T SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, she burst, Did anyone think to ask her why? We shouldn't sit in the bye the bye. If I hadn't burned the BIG chair, Actually, I may have placed it somewhere I'm such a busy lad, you see, I can't have this held over me. I shall return BIG chair tonight 'bout twelve o'clock, my schedule's tight From there I go to hunt the bear That's causing all this fuss, I swear. Then, on I go to Casper town Where people carp and people clown, Where I heard BIG chair was born Early on a frosty morn. merry this entish chair is quite the rage all decked out for samhain and it is not merry's chair at all it sits way up on hemlock hill at the edge of woods and forest hills we shall see what wrybod says when he finds his way round here he's working on a special song indeed the man is never wrong meanwhile pay heed and DO NOT SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR when wrybod at last appears the tale will end and all the fears of chairs both large and small shall be assembled for us all norm You can get away with mayhem Anything's alright to say..'em Lovingcritters hit the wall Not too bad,...all and all. Her direction was to tell the poets, She's be back tomorrow, coeds, Meantime hold your Ps and Qs, Go attending sheep and ewes. Or drink the booze whate'er you choose wrybod Nowyoubrothersandyousisterscomeonlet'sclap outatickytackyrhythmtoatickytackyRap I'mputtininthebeatsoyoucanmakeitgood cuzwedon'thaveanymusicinthisneighbourhood Tickytackytickytackytickytacky-that'sgood! Nowthisisthestoryofanoldwoodenchair Itwasthereontheporch,wasn'tgoinanywhere It belonged toSisterMerrylikeacrossshehadtobear andshetoldeverybody"Don't-sit-in-that-chair!" No sir!-tickytacky-don't care!-tickytacky-You-don't-sit-there! Itwassittinoutfront-ofahouseonafarm wasn'tbotheringnone-wasn'tdoinanyharm WhenalongcomeaTurkelandsitsdownbesideit andnobodywasalikin,the-way-he-eyed-it Too nosey-tickytacky-sup-posey-tickytacky-like-no-way-cosy! "Don'tsitinthatchair!"saysMerrywithaglare Idon'twantanybodyeversittinrightthere The Turkelsaidhe'dfixitsotheyneverwould andpoorSisterMerrysaidshehopedhecould Wentbackinthehouse-tickytacky-tickytacky-shetrustedthelouse! NowTurkelsaidheworkedfortheContyForce Re-cyclingwasteasamatterofcourse andquickasaflashhe'swhippinoutachopper Turnsoutashowhe'sachairchoppincopper All done!-tickytacky-this one-tickytacky-he's-up-and-gone! OutcomesSisterMerry-t'seewhatsgoindown butitseemsourNormanTurkel'sontheothersideoftown whereherunsalittlebusiness-sellingkindlinwood likeitseemsSisterMerryhadmisunderstood. Big time-tickytacky-it's a racket-tickytacky-an-he's-ma-kin-a-packet! Merry Thanks to One and All - [comments] => 9 [counter] => 415 [topic] => 45 [informant] => YPDC_Group_Writes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => group )
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