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Array ( [sid] => 24815 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The MAN Dan [time] => 2003-10-11 00:06:40 [hometext] => Lordy I have NO clue how I came up with this see when your bored it's amazing what you will come up with! Please note this never happened to me!! lol [bodytext] => In the beginning it was all Jolly
Until he slept with this girl named Molly
She was twice is age
I bet she locked him in a cage

Just the thought turns my tummy
Wow, he must of really been a dummy
She wasn't that bad some would say
But the awful thing was she had a blue jay

We all knew she was he
I guess it's the way it was meant to be
He got his payback
As we watched Molly get her groove back

It's been a year now
And he can't chow down
He cheated on me with a man
Oh well better luck next time Dan! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 188 [topic] => 7 [informant] => xmisscillax [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The MAN Dan

Contributed by xmisscillax on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 12:06:40 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

In the beginning it was all Jolly
Until he slept with this girl named Molly
She was twice is age
I bet she locked him in a cage

Just the thought turns my tummy
Wow, he must of really been a dummy
She wasn't that bad some would say
But the awful thing was she had a blue jay

We all knew she was he
I guess it's the way it was meant to be
He got his payback
As we watched Molly get her groove back

It's been a year now
And he can't chow down
He cheated on me with a man
Oh well better luck next time Dan!

Copyright © xmisscillax ... [ 2003-10-11 00:06:40]
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Re: The MAN Dan (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 12:16:21 AM AEST
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Lmao....thanks for the laughs tonight...
Jenni

Re: The MAN Dan (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 03:52:17 AM AEST
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Wow! Looks like u-n-I watch the same talk show, Jerry Springer!
I say thanks for the laugh too!
Maybe I should try that when I get bored.
Good work!
peace, joy, luv,
emy

Re: The MAN Dan (User Rating: 1 )
by Jellybellyprincess on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 11:30:07 AM AEST
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This made me laugh! I think it's funnny even if others may not, cause it is. I mean come on, where did you come up with this? =)
Great write,
JB

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