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[sid] => 24206
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Turtle Song
[time] => 2003-10-01 20:45:00
[hometext] => 13Jul03
[bodytext] => There's a turtle in my shoe, And I don't know what to do, And it's looking rather happy and it's smiling! There's a turtle in my shoe, And I don't know what to do And it's looking so adorable and cuddly! So, I walk on towards the turtle, Intent to pet its head. . . And the little critter bites my toe instead! There's a turtle in my shoe, And I don't know what to do But a hammer, now, is looking rather friendly! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 296 [topic] => 7 [informant] => mimhetnain [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 6 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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