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Array ( [sid] => 24157 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Bedroom Failures [time] => 2003-10-01 01:25:00 [hometext] => I should have studied more in school [bodytext] => I take directions like or not,
It is the normal husband's lot,
When it comes to changing sheets,
I'm Johnny on the bedroom spot.

Don't forget the pillow cases,
They're included, some with laces,
Every Friday, Shirl or I,
Charge the bedding or I try.

I can take an auto motor,
change the gas pump or the rotor
Switch a tire from front to back
Put it on an oil rack.

Beat an egg until it foams
Make it pretty, like the poems
Make a stack of griddle cakes
Please believe this fellow bakes.

Those are all my attributes,
Those are all I call my beauts,
I cannot change a sheet without
A bunch of wrinkles. There is no doubt.

No matter how I try be neat,
I can't tuck corners in a sheet,
In the bedroom I have no backing,
Just another thing I am lacking...
[comments] => 6 [counter] => 268 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Bedroom Failures

Contributed by norm on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 01:25:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I take directions like or not,
It is the normal husband's lot,
When it comes to changing sheets,
I'm Johnny on the bedroom spot.

Don't forget the pillow cases,
They're included, some with laces,
Every Friday, Shirl or I,
Charge the bedding or I try.

I can take an auto motor,
change the gas pump or the rotor
Switch a tire from front to back
Put it on an oil rack.

Beat an egg until it foams
Make it pretty, like the poems
Make a stack of griddle cakes
Please believe this fellow bakes.

Those are all my attributes,
Those are all I call my beauts,
I cannot change a sheet without
A bunch of wrinkles. There is no doubt.

No matter how I try be neat,
I can't tuck corners in a sheet,
In the bedroom I have no backing,
Just another thing I am lacking...




Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-10-01 01:25:00]
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Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by LovingWhispers on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 01:30:46 AM AEST
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LOL..you got me with the title *pokes out tongue* :)
But fear not..you're doin well 'cause most men cant do the many other things you can.All men are good at messing sheets though;)


Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 07:26:29 AM AEST
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What a funny poem..very good I enjoyed this. venkat


Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 08:27:40 AM AEST
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I liked your poem a lot
Don't feel on the spot
So a bed you can not make
You can bake a cake

Hey wait you owe one still
Been waiting to get my fill
Remember it was chocolate to be
And you were to send it to me


Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 03:34:57 PM AEST
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lol! cute! hey hey at least you try, im sure shirl appreciates that!! and it works both ways, i am helpless doing car stuff lol, hugs n' love nessa


Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Wednesday, 1st October 2003 @ 05:01:33 PM AEST
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Very enjoyable poem!
Saira


Re: Bedroom Failures (User Rating: 1 )
by Bizzy on Sunday, 5th October 2003 @ 03:56:24 PM AEST
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I'm sure your Shirl thinks you her greatest treasure ... and easily tolerates any little bedroom failure.
Thanks for your bit of humor and the fine example you give to us... not to take ourselves too seriously! Bizzy




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