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Array ( [sid] => 23948 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Internet Troll [time] => 2003-09-27 11:05:00 [hometext] => Dedicated to someone near and dear to many women. A legend in his own mind. [bodytext] => Hunched hungrily over sticky keyboard,
lights low and furtive eyes darting,
bathed in blue monitor glow he sits.
Knobby knuckles muckled on
to something damp under the desk,
only a wee bit of a thing, though,
like a half a roll of nickels.

Internet Romeo, a lure-‘em-in lothario,
so adept with his sweetest words.
Twisting and turning an enticing phrase,
inviting all the pretties into his world.
How many can he juggle?
Telling each it’s her alone,
that flames his heart and loins.
And if you show him interest,
he’ll turn himself on for you.

All his manliness filling up
your digital world of love.
And there he is…such a man,
gray and grizzled alone in the gloom,
peering at you through buggy eyes,
trying to see you ‘cross the miles.
Lightning fingers skip across the keys,
he asks for dirty little liberties.
Reveal yourself to the internet god!

But woe to you if you venture too close.
He’s only good long distance.
Big man talk and bigger boasts.
He wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman.
Scamper away like a frightened bunny,
run straight home to Mommy!
Oh, wait…she’s already there.

Yeah, he’s great so long as you’re far away,
Don’t try to touch his soul or heart.
He doesn’t really have either.
Pathetic troll is a bizarre recluse,
in it for the quick cheap thrill.
He’s in for the hunt and kill.
[comments] => 7 [counter] => 422 [topic] => 20 [informant] => squeakymouse [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => InternetLove )
Internet Troll

Contributed by squeakymouse on Saturday, 27th September 2003 @ 11:05:00 AM in AEST
Topic: InternetLove



Hunched hungrily over sticky keyboard,
lights low and furtive eyes darting,
bathed in blue monitor glow he sits.
Knobby knuckles muckled on
to something damp under the desk,
only a wee bit of a thing, though,
like a half a roll of nickels.

Internet Romeo, a lure-‘em-in lothario,
so adept with his sweetest words.
Twisting and turning an enticing phrase,
inviting all the pretties into his world.
How many can he juggle?
Telling each it’s her alone,
that flames his heart and loins.
And if you show him interest,
he’ll turn himself on for you.

All his manliness filling up
your digital world of love.
And there he is…such a man,
gray and grizzled alone in the gloom,
peering at you through buggy eyes,
trying to see you ‘cross the miles.
Lightning fingers skip across the keys,
he asks for dirty little liberties.
Reveal yourself to the internet god!

But woe to you if you venture too close.
He’s only good long distance.
Big man talk and bigger boasts.
He wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman.
Scamper away like a frightened bunny,
run straight home to Mommy!
Oh, wait…she’s already there.

Yeah, he’s great so long as you’re far away,
Don’t try to touch his soul or heart.
He doesn’t really have either.
Pathetic troll is a bizarre recluse,
in it for the quick cheap thrill.
He’s in for the hunt and kill.




Copyright © squeakymouse ... [ 2003-09-27 11:05:00]
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Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by poetrygodslove on Saturday, 27th September 2003 @ 05:22:32 PM AEST
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YOU DONT KNOW WOMEN
NO SIR YOU DONT
CAUSE IF YOU DID
YOU WOULD GIVE THIS THING UP
SHE LEANS ON EVERY WORD YOU SAY
SHE CANT WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY
TO HEAR THOSE SWEET WORDS
YOU TELL HER ALL THE TIME
YOU MEAN ALOT TO HER
YOUR SO DIFFERENTLY
BUT YOUR NO DIFFERENT
THEN ANY MAN
YOU WANT EVERYTHING FROM HER
AND ONLY YOU TO GAIN
BAD BAD BAD BAD ALL I CAN SAY
BE GOOD NOW
AND WATCH WHAT YOU SAY..
BE REAL
BE REAL
DONT LIE TO GET YOUR WAY
BE REAL
AND YOU WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL
LADY
IN YOUR ARMS SOMEDAY.......


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Saturday, 27th September 2003 @ 05:53:49 PM AEST
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An awesome write ... Jan


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by Merry on Saturday, 27th September 2003 @ 09:17:12 PM AEST
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I think I know this guy - a troll you say LOL or are there millions of them haunting cyberspace.
very funny write and I'm sure a lot trolls out there will have their shorts in twist cause they think it's all about HIM

merry


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by roisin on Sunday, 28th September 2003 @ 02:25:06 AM AEST
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Poor Troll... afficted he is...
rosie knows


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Sunday, 28th September 2003 @ 10:46:00 PM AEST
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dearest squeakymouse, lololol! warm welcome to ypdc:) hugs n' love nessa


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by painted_echos on Monday, 29th September 2003 @ 02:26:49 AM AEST
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oh yes, do you have this right! and said in such a great way...bravo! m


Re: Internet Troll (User Rating: 1 )
by CountryGirl on Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 03:44:04 PM AEST
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I am new to this yddc but not to the internet. I think everyone at least once has been pulled in by the trolls. Great! LMAO. They all think you are talking about him.




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