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[aid] => Mick
[title] => LENDEST ME NOW THINE EAR
[time] => 2003-08-19 14:05:00
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[bodytext] => Fem friends and brothers. Lendest me now thine ears. I shall regale thee a story, As from that Bill guy, Shakespeare. In the shank of the evening, Crouching behind my shield. Come the knights and the soldiers, In the high grass of a field. In their left hands a bow. In their right hands a reign. On their left hips were swords. In my stomach a pain. Straightway fifty paces, I raise my sword toward the sky. My men jump to their feet As horse hooves are raised high. Into holes that were dug The stockades were dropped in. Without spilling blood. It was our battle to win. Hey,The Trojan horse story Was already taken! Now go stir you a drink, If it hasn’t been shaken. robertburns2@mac.com [comments] => 2 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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