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[aid] => Mick
[title] => MISS OR NEAR HIT?
[time] => 2003-08-18 22:05:00
[hometext] => This ones just for fun. Enjoy! It all started with a mosquitoe bite. [bodytext] => Your arm itches all night! Keeps you awake...... May be a mosquit? but no visible bite....guess it must have been A Miss or Near Hit! What if: Our creator had dyed the sky with Dye Rit? Everytime it rained, we all turned blue? We'd all have to carry...a dye removing kit.... Miss or Dye Hit? He's standing at bat, a fast ball he "git!" Umpire yells, "Foul Ball!" 'Twas it a Miss or Near Hit? Thunderbirds soaring straight up! Dive at each other, for their "Chicken" bit! Was it a Miss of Near Hit? Washing dirty dishes (It's about time!) Racing down the hallway..... Stop on a dime, a critter was coming too! Ooooopppppsssss! good opening line.... but it won't rhyme, it doesn't fit! Miss or Near Hit? Attending Honor Dinner....very important! Applying "Barn-Paint" to your face..... What's this? a ZIT? No Miss.....Direct Hit! Carefully proof-reading your poem, to post on YPDCom, Preview every little bit by bit! Oh, No, look at all the errors!! Miss and 'ner hit! Are you aware? Have you discovered yet? The one word that won't rhyme is not thyme... but orange......No rhyme you will "git!" Miss and Not Hit! This is known as a little ditty! But the word has to be dit or bit! Pretty good so far...... There's no humor to be read. You're sleepy ....go back to bed! I can't....How will I ever know if it was a Miss or a Near Hit? Your alarm goes, "debong debong debong." You jump and reach a tiny bit! As you fall out of bed, the last thought in your head? Was that a Miss or Near Hit? Little Miss Muffet sat on her "tough-it!" Could have been....the spider comes and by her it will sit......she's so scared she can't spit!! She jumps up to split! Miss or Near Hit? I know Dr. Seuss might be jealous of it.... It wasn't the cat "In the Hat,"...it was the Cat.... "Sit On The Hat!" Then there was just a cat, without a hat..... He just sit!! Miss or Near Hit? How 'bout the little girl that got her little bottom spanked? She ran up the stairs,looked in the mirror, and yelled.... "Mom just look what you have done, it's split!" Miss or Near Hit? And while I'm at it, I must admit.....I can't bare to see Norm's comments. I've left myself wide open for it! He won't miss....direct hit! and I'll throw a fit! Just one last thought for this little bit! before I finish....Have you ever wondered? Millions of sperm, racing down "Life's Lane!" Were you a Miss or Near Hit? Want to know what happened to me? I was a Near Hit!" And in any language..... That's what's known as a "Twit!" And I might add.....A "Dim Wit Twit!" I'm sure you all agree for writing this bit. And if you would like to spit.... Feel free...but , Please don't spit on me! Would you believe, each morning when I up and git! I'm always this happy, that should be a sin... No that's not a Miss or Near Hit! That's a "Sure Win!" Created by "Twit" August 2003 and that's it! [comments] => 9 [counter] => 177 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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