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[sid] => 21798
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => A Little Green Boogy, ... eeewwweeee!!!
[time] => 2003-08-12 10:05:00
[hometext] => posted from old site
[bodytext] => When I wake up in the morning light, I get up and stretch and I feel okay, Then I look in the mirror, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!! Then I take it and I stretch it out, Trying to pull it from my nostril spout, Its all ichy and it feels just grouse, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!! Now its stuck and its on my finger right, I look around not a tissue in sight, Where am I going to wipe it, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeeee!!!! Then I spot grandma's underwear, There they are their just lying there, Well I wipe my little green boogy on her underwear, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!! Now I'm done I have no boogy up my nose, And I feel just great in the morning light, But ohh wait grandma's just woke up, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!! Now I am at the table having brecky, I wonder if she'll notice my little green boogy, She'll go around all day with my boogy on her pants, Ohh no I have a little green boogy....eeewwwweeee!!!! Now I go out in the morning light, Refreshing is the day and I feel alright, No green boogy up my nose, Cause grandma has it on her pants, Oh I have no green boogies, I have no more of them. note: just a little fun to start the day [comments] => 1 [counter] => 259 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chrissylee [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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