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[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Shaping of the Schlub
[time] => 2003-08-03 01:05:00
[hometext] => Young brides need not worry
[bodytext] => You may have heard that Doris died, That leaves Sam without a bride, Let's go help him throw out clothes, and other things like these and those. Now, Sam needs suits, she never knew, how to dress him, he looked askew, We'll get him shaved and haircut, too, So he can face the world as new. We'll teach him how to wash his shorts, The washer, dryer, machines of sorts, We'll take him to a place of dance, We'll get his assets to enhance Doris' jewels I saw her wear, Not so fancy but I swear, I would wear them to a bachelor party If Sam would take me, I'd not be tardy. That's how it is, the girls do worry, Look what they did for bachelor Murray, Got him a bride, in One, two, three, That's what they'll do for Sam, you'll see. I suppose it's right, the way they act, I assure you there's not much tact, Used in any of these cases, Get Sam married is where the chase is. It never occurred to them to phone, Sam might wish to be alone, Sam might wish to stay unmarried, This way, he can be unharried. Forget his wishes, it interferes with the wishes of his peers, These ladies cannot let Sam to be, It gives their mates a 'tell and see'. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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