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[aid] => Mick
[title] => My Little Pink Pills
[time] => 2003-08-02 06:25:00
[hometext] => I don't even know what to say about this... there's just no excuse for it... lol... Nessa, and only Nessa, will understand. :P But I do have a suitable quote: "The pink pills are for your sanity" ~ Matthew Good "Near Fantastica" [bodytext] => You pink, you vile, loathsome pink Little round pills, you have been my missing link Why do you glare at me so? I will down you like I would an Oreo You have no chance! Don't even try! You may outnumber me, but you will die!! One hundred days of pink horror Just to keep me happy forevermore The price to pay for laughter is high But I figure it's worth it if I can fly Oh happy pills, sweet happy pills You make me feel so wonderfully fulfilled I feel like taking off my clothes 'Cause when I feel like this... anything goes! Laughing too hard to stay on my feet I'm a little bit worried that I might pee 5 a.m. and you've made my day The things you say, they rub me the right way Life should be this hilarious But my emotions are too precarious So I must swallow the evil Stare it down until it's just a sitting bull I'm giddy! I'm reeling! Feel it! Save me before I have a conniption fit! I bet you think I've lost it now That these pills of mine are just the cat's meow But, you see, it's funny because I haven't yet experienced the pink buzz This is just Internet overkill I haven't even taken my little pink pill! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 300 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MoonlitAngel [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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