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[aid] => Mick
[title] => SLIPPERY LOTION
[time] => 2003-07-16 07:05:00
[hometext] => I have psorasis a dry skin disorder, and a dear friend of mine sent me some of her wonderful lotion for me to try. I made up this funny poem and sent it back to her as a "Thank you!"
[bodytext] => Dear Dorothy,
I really like your lotion,
I had no idea it would be so fun!
Your instructions were carefully read!
I tried to do everything that you said!
I must tell you though....
When I was exiting the tub,
I was singing, :"Rub-a-dub-dub!"
My big toe slipped slightly, and
I went thru the glass door above,
As I went down, I squashed my favorite dog...
Whom I dearly loved!
While I was down for the count of three,
In comes my other dogs,
and licked me "Lotion-Free!"
When I came to....
I carefully reapplied your brew.
As I turned to reach for my clothes,,
I slide onto the toilet bowl, and instantly rose!
One slipper went East,
The other one West!
I fell on the "Squashed Dog" and all the rest!
I was doing the splits,
When I slid down the hall.
The dogs were simply astonished....
They'd never seen such a fall!
I carefully crawled,
to the edge of my "love-seat,"
By now, I'll have to admit....
I truly felt as if I'd been beat!
When my son came home,
He looked at me and said,
"Mom you look awful!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"I've never seen you so black and blue!"
Off to the Drs we head,
"No bones are broken," the Dr. said.
"Don't use that lotion anymore,
Tomorrow you're going to be mighty sore!"
From now on when I shower,
and slip on the floor,
All my dogs race....through the front door!
"I'm almost out, could you please send me some more?"
[comments] => 15
[counter] => 215
[topic] => 7
[informant] => lovingcritters
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[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 0
[ratings] => 0
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
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)
SLIPPERY LOTION
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 07:05:00 AM in AEST
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Dear Dorothy,
I really like your lotion,
I had no idea it would be so fun!
Your instructions were carefully read!
I tried to do everything that you said!
I must tell you though....
When I was exiting the tub,
I was singing, :"Rub-a-dub-dub!"
My big toe slipped slightly, and
I went thru the glass door above,
As I went down, I squashed my favorite dog...
Whom I dearly loved!
While I was down for the count of three,
In comes my other dogs,
and licked me "Lotion-Free!"
When I came to....
I carefully reapplied your brew.
As I turned to reach for my clothes,,
I slide onto the toilet bowl, and instantly rose!
One slipper went East,
The other one West!
I fell on the "Squashed Dog" and all the rest!
I was doing the splits,
When I slid down the hall.
The dogs were simply astonished....
They'd never seen such a fall!
I carefully crawled,
to the edge of my "love-seat,"
By now, I'll have to admit....
I truly felt as if I'd been beat!
When my son came home,
He looked at me and said,
"Mom you look awful!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"I've never seen you so black and blue!"
Off to the Drs we head,
"No bones are broken," the Dr. said.
"Don't use that lotion anymore,
Tomorrow you're going to be mighty sore!"
From now on when I shower,
and slip on the floor,
All my dogs race....through the front door!
"I'm almost out, could you please send me some more?"
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2003-07-16 07:05:00]
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by PoloRM on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 07:21:10 AM AEST
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Wonderful poem and a wonderful way to say Thank you to your friend!! Without laughs this life isn't worth living!! =O)
Seems to me this lotion works more than it should ;)
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by LovingWhispers on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 08:29:55 AM AEST
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| LMAO..Oh so very funny ..***huge smiles*** Who wouldn't want more of this giggle cream???? lol..Hillarious picturing this in my mind:) |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by Ilhar on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 08:56:31 AM AEST
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what a great way to start the morning, with a good laugh, thanks
Shari |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by Kimmie_mac on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 09:22:11 AM AEST
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| This is a totally funny poem. I really enjoyed it. I laughed all the way through. Thanks for the laugh. I need it. Kimmie_mac |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by krystal on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 10:34:35 AM AEST
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| LOL, I too have psoriasis and this made me laugh so much full knowing that we will try anything to rid us of the itch...could I have the recipe??...lol...I thoroughly enjoyed this! |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by ziggy on
Wednesday, 16th July 2003 @ 02:43:00 PM AEST
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| Hahaha .... funny stuff... i needed a pick-up today |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 02:01:23 AM AEST
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Thank you PoloRM, writing funny poems is my favorite pass time! We should all write more of them. We have very few things to laugh at now days. Thank you for your kind words.
Lovingcritters
P.S. after all that, and it didn't stop the itch! Durn! |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 02:04:45 AM AEST
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Thank you LovingWhispers,
We all need to laugh more. As I was writing this poem, I could see all of it in my head! Was really funny if you can see it in your "Mind's-Eye!"
And by the way it didn't clear up the itch!
Shucks Durn!
Lovingcritters,
csz1914@msn.com
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 02:07:16 AM AEST
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Thanking you Shari,
We need more laughs in our lives! But unfortunately, after all that, it didn't clear up the skin disorder.
Shucks Durn!
lovingcritters
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 02:16:01 AM AEST
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Thank you krystal for the kind words. And wouldn't you know after all the slipping and slidding.....I still have the itch! Have it all my life! How about you? Do you think they will ever find a cure for it?
Warm Creative Love,
lovingcritters,
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 02:17:45 AM AEST
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Thank you ziggy for your kind words. Good way to "slip" into your life!
Warm creative love,
lovingcritters,
csz1914@msn.com |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by Crow on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 10:37:55 PM AEST
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| Motion Lotion He! He! cool write Crow |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 11:28:44 PM AEST
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Thanking you Ziggy,
I love to make people happy. "Those that bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves!
It really works too, I'm a very happy lady!
Warm poetic love,
loving critters |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 17th July 2003 @ 11:31:00 PM AEST
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Dear Crow,
That it was all right, and do you know that it did not stop the terrible itch, but surely had fun writing about the experience.
And thank you crow.
A slippery lady with love,
lovingcritters |
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Re: SLIPPERY LOTION
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by inoc on
Saturday, 4th September 2004 @ 07:25:14 AM AEST
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what a belly laugh of a poem
I loved it loved it loved it
and just the thought of the dogs....
would have been great on video...!
funny home video...you'd make a mint!
I think your a great poet!
cheers! |
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