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[title] => How to get Serviced
[time] => 2003-07-07 22:35:00
[hometext] => One must be careful, when you get serviced
[bodytext] => I took my car for service,
Don't think I wasn't nervous, The estimate was vicious, Smelled like stinking fishes. It was up to me to tell The techs what noise to quell. The engine was missing, the air valve was hissing. A tires need air, the roof had a tear. The fuffnic pin wore, the oil needs more. The regulator pinged, the altenator dinged. The starter stopped and also popped. The heater froze as did my nose. The engine belts all had welts. Third piston stroke was making smoke. The rear brakes squeaked, the exhaust, it reeked. The wipers streaked, the battery half-peaked. The windshield leaked, the driver meeked. And the trunk stunk. They assured me, with a sad smile, The car couldn't go another mile. I had enough of their guff. They had a nerve with such stuff. ----------OK, I quit!----------- Please, no more this car abraide Do me a favor, take in trade. There's a new car, over there, We'll take your car and we'll be fair We'll finance making monthly pays low enough to keep your ways. Two days later, I returned For deal completion and I learned My former car was right in view A sign thereon said, 'CAR LIKE NEW'. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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