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Array ( [sid] => 19929 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Women's Man-Molding Recipe [time] => 2003-07-04 13:05:00 [hometext] => Make us wimps...if you can [bodytext] => Women want their mate to be
The elegance of charm
Sweet and pure and chaste to be
It wouldn't do no harm.
We men of strength and steel
will find it hard for us to be
This wonder man like super lad
The pure epitome.

Thus drop the sword and fell the lance
and give the horse some oats,
Secure the gates, dispell the fates
where oft the Afton floats,
And gae us all to Seton Hall
where o'er the hills we sleece
And on the brow, we place a cow
Let's seek the golden fleece.

You're at a place where rhyme or reason
doesn't have a match,
Where roofs are made with pitch and tar
And added bits of thatch,
Where all and all and out and out
The piper toots his reed,
Where tutu spits the barbecue
And burgers are the lead.

Just in case you haven't seen
That most of this is strange,
It makes about the sense for you
to ask a man to change.
There's something you may want of him
That he can never be..
A girl may want a wonder man,
Her chance is negatee.

sleece/negatee=normwords
REF:My Word How Absurd [comments] => 7 [counter] => 171 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Women's Man-Molding Recipe

Contributed by norm on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 01:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Women want their mate to be
The elegance of charm
Sweet and pure and chaste to be
It wouldn't do no harm.
We men of strength and steel
will find it hard for us to be
This wonder man like super lad
The pure epitome.

Thus drop the sword and fell the lance
and give the horse some oats,
Secure the gates, dispell the fates
where oft the Afton floats,
And gae us all to Seton Hall
where o'er the hills we sleece
And on the brow, we place a cow
Let's seek the golden fleece.

You're at a place where rhyme or reason
doesn't have a match,
Where roofs are made with pitch and tar
And added bits of thatch,
Where all and all and out and out
The piper toots his reed,
Where tutu spits the barbecue
And burgers are the lead.

Just in case you haven't seen
That most of this is strange,
It makes about the sense for you
to ask a man to change.
There's something you may want of him
That he can never be..
A girl may want a wonder man,
Her chance is negatee.

sleece/negatee=normwords
REF:My Word How Absurd

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-07-04 13:05:00]
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Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by vincy on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 01:40:50 PM AEST
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You did it again Norm
gave me them giggles.

"this is a gas
I think I'll pass
less there's a lass
who makes no fuss."

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by vincy on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 01:46:23 PM AEST
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You did it again Norm
gave me them giggles.

"this is a gas
I think I'll pass
less there's a lass
who makes no fuss."

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 03:39:13 PM AEST
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:-D
it's soo goood!
Saira

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 04:23:59 PM AEST
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again you make my heart to flutter
with the words that you do mutter
I like my husband as he is rough
Changing him would be too tough

Shari

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Saturday, 5th July 2003 @ 12:18:02 AM AEST
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Although your poems have a thread of humour through them, they always make a statement - this one I definitely agree with :)))) ... great write as always ... Jan

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 5th July 2003 @ 01:52:59 PM AEST
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lol another great one Norm!! A good message here also.
michelle

Re: Women's Man-Molding Recipe (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Sunday, 6th July 2003 @ 11:19:24 PM AEST
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~:*smiling here*:~

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