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Array ( [sid] => 18801 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => No, No, a Thousand Times N' [time] => 2003-06-08 22:35:00 [hometext] => I love my wife, but, Oh.... [bodytext] => If I knew a perfect girl
And all knew she was free,
She wouldn't want me, I'm afraid
I, far from perfect be.

And if somehow she still wanted me,
I'd have to set her straight,
I'm not for her at all, fear I,
I, far from perfect rate.

But if oddly enough she didn't stop
and wanted the likes of me,
I'd go over where I would fail,
And why I, imperfect be.

No matter what, this girl persists
I'd have to tell her fact
I'm married, see, so stop, see
I've just run out of tact.

And not withstanding, this girl insists...
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No, No, a Thousand Times N'

Contributed by norm on Sunday, 8th June 2003 @ 10:35:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

If I knew a perfect girl
And all knew she was free,
She wouldn't want me, I'm afraid
I, far from perfect be.

And if somehow she still wanted me,
I'd have to set her straight,
I'm not for her at all, fear I,
I, far from perfect rate.

But if oddly enough she didn't stop
and wanted the likes of me,
I'd go over where I would fail,
And why I, imperfect be.

No matter what, this girl persists
I'd have to tell her fact
I'm married, see, so stop, see
I've just run out of tact.

And not withstanding, this girl insists...

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-06-08 22:35:00]
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Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Sunday, 8th June 2003 @ 11:08:16 PM AEST
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cute
Shari

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Monday, 9th June 2003 @ 07:06:41 AM AEST
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Good you are truthful.. venkat

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Monday, 9th June 2003 @ 12:31:04 PM AEST
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You must realize...
it's all in fun

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Monday, 9th June 2003 @ 12:31:58 PM AEST
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I'm just havin' fun

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 10th June 2003 @ 10:55:57 AM AEST
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Well done!
Michelle

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Wednesday, 18th June 2003 @ 12:27:48 PM AEST
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Too much too much, for timid me
a subject too salacious.
A girl so wickedly persists
well goodness goodness gracious
Good job you ended where you did
it could have naughty got
quite rightly sir, you ended it
dot dot dot dot dot dot

Re: No, No, a Thousand Times N' (User Rating: 1 )
by tinka_belle on Sunday, 29th June 2003 @ 12:21:12 AM AEST
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cute!!!
its nice to read poetry that makes u smile
;)

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