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[aid] => mick
[title] => CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
[time] => 2018-12-25 13:26:51
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[bodytext] => I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails. I tried to raise her properly but obviously I failed. I give her $10,000 every year and she gives me a piece of crap. It takes all of my will power to stop myself from giving her a slap. Last year, the ungrateful witch gave me a plunger. Now I/'/m broke and about to die because of hunger. I/'/m not a rich man but when it comes to the ten grand, she expects to receive it. When it comes to the lousy gifts she gives, it/'/s probably hard for you to believe it. One year she gave me a turkey baster and another year, she gave me a broken rod and reel. If she wasn/'/t my only daughter, I would hire a hitman to kill. She demands $10,000 every year even though it/'/s so steep. She never buys me a good present because she/'/s too cheap. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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