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[sid] => 185681
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I Won/'/t Be Home For Christmas
[time] => 2018-12-17 17:39:01
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I won/'/t be home for Christmas even though I tried. I won/'/t be home because my parole was denied. My wife said she/'/d leave if I didn/'/t buy her a $20,000 ring. I robbed a bank to get the money and my butt was in a sling. This may be hard for you to believe. I robbed that bank on Christmas Eve. A policeman put a bullet in my butt when he fired a shot. I couldn/'/t sit down for weeks and 20 years was what I got. True to her word, my wife did leave. She abandoned her family on Christmas Eve. My twenty year old son is a pervert, he wears panties and bras. And even though he/'/s twenty, he still believes in Santa Claus. He/'/s been taking care of his younger siblings ever since I was put away. But he/'/s an alcoholic who will sell his siblings in order to get drunk on Christmas Day. Before my wife packed her bags and left for good, she threw a hissy fit. Now I realize that when it came to committing that crime, she wasn/'/t worth it. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 44 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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