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[aid] => mick
[title] => Family Diet
[time] => 2018-09-27 21:49:55
[hometext] => Everyone has to do their part!
[bodytext] => Im on a diet; the kitchen is quiet. I’m dining on breadcrumb souffle.
Out of a thimble; the dieters symbol; Longing for wine and brulle.
Living on food precooked and pre chewed; Im starting to envy Rover!
His gravy soaked dinner; Makes him look young and thinner;
While I look like deaths been warmed over!
I have to stick to it; Eat lettuce and suet;
Whatever the doctor says pays.
Ill lock up the forks; Walk round trip to New York;
Or go out in my backyard to graze.
My husband must sneak; Every meal that he eats;
In the dark, in the closet, alone.
Cause If I see good food; Ill just come unglued;
While I diet we both must atone!
Six months from now; If we each keep our vow;
We can get back to life where we paused it!
Well both be winners: Ill look 4 sizes thinner;
And he can come out of the closet!
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Family Diet
Contributed by
softerware
on
Thursday, 27th September 2018 @ 09:49:55 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Im on a diet; the kitchen is quiet. I’m dining on breadcrumb souffle.
Out of a thimble; the dieters symbol; Longing for wine and brulle.
Living on food precooked and pre chewed; Im starting to envy Rover!
His gravy soaked dinner; Makes him look young and thinner;
While I look like deaths been warmed over!
I have to stick to it; Eat lettuce and suet;
Whatever the doctor says pays.
Ill lock up the forks; Walk round trip to New York;
Or go out in my backyard to graze.
My husband must sneak; Every meal that he eats;
In the dark, in the closet, alone.
Cause If I see good food; Ill just come unglued;
While I diet we both must atone!
Six months from now; If we each keep our vow;
We can get back to life where we paused it!
Well both be winners: Ill look 4 sizes thinner;
And he can come out of the closet!
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softerware
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2018-09-27 21:49:55] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Family Diet
(User Rating: 1 ) by Invierno on
Thursday, 27th September 2018 @ 09:53:22 PM AEST (User
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Wow, what a fast clip to move us along to. Like a horse galloping! I love it, Jaye. You never, ever, fail to amaze me when I crack one of yours open. Blessings.
Mike |
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Re: Family Diet
(User Rating: 1 ) by ingeniusidiot on
Thursday, 27th September 2018 @ 11:05:20 PM AEST (User
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HaHa that was a good one.
I have to say that words make things seem easier
than they really are. Thank you my friend I
needed a good laugh.
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Re: Family Diet
(User Rating: 1 ) by TheNugget on
Saturday, 29th September 2018 @ 08:58:55 AM AEST (User
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Fairly bounced along with wit and style. Entertaining and laughter bringing. But please, keep the weight off, I/'/d hate your husband to be sent back to the closet! Brightens the morning. |
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